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>> keep your foreskin! >> feel this grapefruit. it feels like the pulsing part. love one another. i'm andrew yang, and i approve whatever this was. >> it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight, once upon impeachment! plus, stephen welcomes jennifer hudson jonathan pryce and musical sharon van etten, with norah jones. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: come on! ho, ho, ho! wooo! have a seat. thank you up there, up there,
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down here. my friends. my friends. my friends. welcome to "the late show," one and all. i'm your host, stephen colbert. well this is-- is this it? this tonight is the last "late show" before the holidays. i hope everybody out there gets the presents they want. i'm looking forward to a great 2020, because next year, we could be getting a new president! ( applause ) oh, father christmas, if you love me at all. and on day one, he or she will have a very important job: getting the old president to leave the oval office peacefully. i suggest "cake on a rope." ( laughter ) come on! let's go! let's go! but in the spirit of the season, w gnamp credit on a rare good decision: signing an executive order giving most federal employees a
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paid day off on christmas eve. good for him! >> jon: thood guess for him that he did that. >> stephen: good for him. "you know, christmas eve is a very important day. and so busy. we all get visited by those three ghosts who make us watch poor people eatner, right? not a pretty d sinight." there are still 15 democrats campaigning-- still 15? campaigning to put coal in trump's stocking, including former vice president and man who takes his suspender-miming very seriously, joe biden. biden just released his medical report, and according to his doctor, biden is a "healthy, vigorous, 77-year-old male, who is fit to successfully execute the duties of the presidency." although, he does have an irregular heartbeat. on the plus side, our next president might actually have a heart. biden also-- ( applause )
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got there. got there. >> jon: something in there. something in there. >> stephen: biden also has had a few non-melanoma skin cancers removed, which his doctor said was not a big deal, explaining, "in his youth, vice president biden did spend a good deal of time in the sun." well, yeah! what was he supposed to do, beat up corn pop in the dark? overall, biden is very healthy. his doctor notes that he does not use tobacco products or drink any alcohol, "and he works out at least five days per week." adding, "and i don't know why he had me include this, but he's also friends with barack obama." ( laughter ) now with the holidays-- ( applause ) with the holidays coming up, we here at "the late show" are happy to say we have an early present for you.
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it's a brand-new animated christmas classic, made specifically for this year's holiday season. it's called "once upon impeachment." do enjoy. >> ho, ho, ho! well, suzie, as long as you've been a good little girl this year, you can expect those two million tiktok hearts under the tree christmas morning-- whatever the holly that means. north pole, santa speaking. uh-huh. well, timmy, unfortunately. even santa can't reverse the effects of global warming. wha-- "ok boomer"! you listen here, timmy. i'm 800 years old! ( phone ringing ) oh, hold on. merry christmas. this is santa. >> hello, crooked kringle. >> oh, hello, mr. president. >> how's christmas going? on schedule, i trust? >> well, we didn't know there was going to be such a high demand for baby yodas or nutmeg-flavored vape pens. it's really taking a toll on our rudolph power supply. >> santa! vaping kills! >> i'm stressed. we could really use that plutonium that congress approved for rudolph's nose.
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>> uh-huh, it's coming. >> wonderful, when can we-- >> i would like you to do me a favor, though. >> uh-oh. >> breaking news: on the 42nd day of impeachment my true love gave to me a second whistleblower >> i was in santa's office when the phone call took place, and what i heard shook me to my candy-coated core. listen: >> i would like you to do me a favor, though. >> uh-oh. >> i need you to send me the naughty and nice list. >> and why do you need that? >> i need dirt on joe biden. >> after this bombshell revelation, lawmakers are now demanding a naughty full release of the list. the naughty list. help me, anderson. >> i'm calling on santa claus to testify before congress on christmas eve. >> who is this santa claus to tell us what's naughty, what's nice? i mean, who among hasn't, for the sake of argument, helped a good friend bury a body?
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>> maybe santa wants to protect the naughty list so bad because he's on it. have you thought about that wolf? santa's broken into millions of houses. watergate was one hotel. >> those fa-la-la-la-lousy bums! >> so now we gotta give those mother jinglers the list? >> ho, ho, nooooooo, gumdrop! the eternal spirit of niceness gave us that list to protect at all costs. it's one of the top three christmas commandments: 1.) thou shalt keep black friday sacred and give 20% to 40% off all merchandise. 2.) thou shalt stand under the mistletoe and give your sweety a big, sloppy wet one. 3.) thou shalt protect the list! >> well, then what do we do, santa? >> we just keep doing our job and trust that congress will do theirs. oh, ( bleep )! >> ♪ rudy the red nose lawyer came to get the naughty list! >> rudy! how did you get here so fast? >> beats me. i butt dialed an uber and blacked out. now, by the power vested in me, hand over that list! >> or what?
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>> or frosty gets put on ice! >> don't give it to 'em, santa! >> i'm gonna rip off your chestnuts and roast 'em! >> okay, rudy! you'll get the list! >> belly is bowl of jelly. welcome, santa. >> here it is, rudy. be sure to check it twice. >> sure, whatever! see ya! ha-ha-ha. >> that sugar-plum-sucking bastard is gonna use the naughty and nice list for naughtiness! >> not tonight, gumdrop. santa claus is coming to town. >> welcome back to our christmas eve impeachment coverage. still no sign of jolly ol' saint nick. this, despite the milk and cookies set at his testimony table with care. >> excuse me, mr. chairman, but if santa won't be joining us tonight, i have some entries i'd
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like to submit from the naughty and nice list! n santa claus is coming in hot. >> going as fast as we can, santa. >> this thing's a little heavy. >> who should be on the naughty list but joe biden? >> steady, steady. just like when you got bin laden, kringle. >> and, so, i think we can all agree: this proves once and for all, there was no-- >> quid pro ho-ho-ho! >> santa! >> order! >> mr. chair, that's my list! foolish you have been, rudy. >> now just hold on a minute, mr. kringle-- >> that's lieutenant colonel kringle! >> order, order. would the rosey-cheeked gentleman from the north pole
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please submit for the record president trump's actual entry from the naughty list? >> respectfully, mr. chairman, what's the point? i mean, you really think it will help? he told you every naughty thing he ever did, and you still elected him president. >> yeah, he said he was gonna grab woman by th-- >> the figgy pudding! >> yes, very naughty. and that's why i'm here today, right? on christmas eve? to tell you who's been naughty? well, i won't, because the more we talk about naughtiness, the more it can seem like the only thing left that exists. and so, mr. chairman, i would like to submit something for the record... the following entries from the nice list. ah, lindsey graham, november 1961. little lindsey sat next to a boy at lunch who also had no friends. remember how that felt, lindsey?
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>> yes, it felt good. feelin' good feels good. i want to live, clarence! >> and here's one from rudy giuliani! oh, rudy, our red-nosed lawyer. in september 2001, rudy was an inspiration to an entire nation. remember that rudy? >> someone remembered i used to be nice. it's a christmas miracle. god bless us, everyone! >> and finally... donald trump. i got nothing. ( laughter ) but, mr. president, there's still time. why, you've got a whole year left to resign. >> initiate drone strike on santa claus. authorization code 1, 2, 3. >> global warming's real, you science scrooge! >> and so, ask not who's been naughty to you.
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ask who you can be nice to! ho-ho-ho! ♪ ♪ merry impeachment to you ♪ >> stephen: thanks to our friends at "our cartoon president," whose season three starts on showtime in january. we've got a great show for you tonigh everybody. stick around because jennifer hudson is here. but when we come back, puppies, puppies. i'm christina stembel and i chose the spark cash card from capital one with unlimited 2% cash back on everything i buy why wouldn't i get this card?! i redeemed $115,000 in cash back, which doubled our marketing budget last summer. what's in your wallet?
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>> stephen: jon batiste and stay human, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) merry christmas. merry christmas, jon. a very happy christmas and a very, very happy new year as well. you going to take it easy? what are you going to do? >> jon: i'm going to go to new orleans and get some good food. >> stephen: that's good. >> jon: hang out, see the family. >> stephen: that's beautiful. >> jon: and we'll be back here in 2020. >> stephen: we'll be back here in 2020, fresh as a daisy, won't we, my friend. >> jon: oh, yes, fresh. >> stephen: i'm pretty excited because jennifer hudson is our test tonight, the beautiful, the talented, the voice of an angel. maybe she'll sing some christmas carols. who knows? in the yuletide spirit of giving, for the past few weeks, i have been inviting my guests to help decorate a very special christmas robe that we are auctioning off on ebay, with alo
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"good call nyc," a charity that helps those in need get free legal aid. and this year, so many great celebrities decorated this robe with holiday cheer, like jennifer aniston, eddie murphy, steve carrell, queen latifah, the weeknd, and so many others. including legendary robert de niro stopped by to decorate the "late show's" christmas robe-- or, as he put it: >> hi, i'm robert de niro, and i'm decorating stephen's tree. ( laughter ) >> stephen: you know what? i'm not correcting the guy. it's a tree now. and if you want this celebrity decorated robe tree, head to: ebay.com/lateshow and bid. maybe someone you love will get a great present, and someone in need will get help from "good call nyc." ( applause ) bid it up, baby!
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of course, everybody loves the warm and fuzzies at the holidays, except for the centers for disease control, because the cheer stompers over at the c.d.c. issued a warning that puppies may be making people sick. yeah. the c.d.c.'s official spokesperson put it this way: >> ugh! i've been kissed by a dog! i have dog germs! get hot water! get some disinfectant! get some iodine! >> stephen: so maybe it's true. maybe it's not. but you know who doesn't care? me and my puppy, benny. and you know what? not only there he is. here he is. come on out, bennie. come on! oh! come here, buddy. i've got him. come here! come here! ( cheers and applause ) oh! here you go. >> audience: bennie! bennie! bennie! bennie! bennie!
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>> stephen: how dare you, c.d.c.! first, you came for our romaine lettuce, now our puppies? what's next, baby yoda carries listeria? oh, don't lick baby yoda. don't lick baby yoda. ( laughter ) we'll be right back with jennifer hudson. ♪ ♪ ( applause ) these little cups would make
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( band playing ) ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey, everybody! welcome back to "the late show." folks, my first guest is an academy award-winning actress and two-time grammy award-winning singer you know from "dreamgirls" and "the color purple." she now stars in "cats."
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please welcome jennifer hudson! ♪ ♪ ( applause ) >> wow! ( cheers and applause ) i need to come here more often! >> stephen: there you go, exactly. >> wow! >> stephen: don't be a stranger. people in the ed sullivan love jennifer hudson. >> thank you! >> stephen: it's n that is-- that is an absolutely beautiful dress. >> you likeice. it? >> stephen: i love the sparkle blue. that's very nice. >> holiday festive. thank you. >> stephen: now, obviously, people are always excited to see jennifer hudson. but people have gotten very excited because you have been spotted portraying a new role. i-- i cannot wait for this.
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you are now going to be portraying aretha franklin for the biopic, "respect." >> yes. >> stephen: that's extraordinary. and is it true, i heard that aretha franklin personally picked you to portray her while she was still with us? >> yes. which is mind blowing. >> stephen: that is. >> it is. >> stephen: what was that phone call like? did you talk to her about it? >> oh, yeah. first of all, we had our first meeting about 15 years ago right after i won my oscar for "dreamgirls." we had a meeting here in new york. and she made a final decision while i was on "the color purple." she said, "i made my decision, it is going to be you playing me." and i said, "yes, ma'am." and she said, "don't say anything." we talked about it for a long time now and it's actually manifesting now. >> stephen: you spent some time with aretha toward of end of her life. >> yes. >> stephen: i have a photograph here-- actually, i have two of them.
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this is classic aretha there. and then this is the two of you-- i understand you love this photograph. >> it's my favorite photo. >> stephen: tell me what's going on here. >> here i am doing a tribute-- i did many tributes to her-- at the b.e.t.-- and it was supposed to be a surprise. we're in rehearsal at the venue, and aretha shouldn't-- shouldn't have known anything about it, and all of a sudden she burst inside of the rehearsal space. and everybody stops like... ( laughter ) okay, aretha's here. what do we do? we couldn't sing anything. anyway, she sat down and she talked to me for a long time. and then she made while she was leaving spp they said, "she's outside of the door listening." >> stephen: she's not dumb. >> so she popped us on us and sat in the middle. when does aretha pop up in your rehearsal? >> stephen: very rarely here. people, of course, are also excite build the release of "cats" on friday
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( applause ) >> stephen: this is a musical a longtime coming. people have been trying to do a "cats" musical forever. we just have the technology now to turn people into cats. that's what we've been waiting for. of course, the great andrew lloyd webber musical. here you are-- again, this is done with c.g.i. what's your name. >> grizabella the glamour cat. >> stephen: grizabella the glamour cat. i asked your costar, idris elba, when he was on here. i asked him a question and i'll ask you. you can explain the plots of "cats." what happens? >> basically, you know how cats get a ninth life. they have a ball once a year and only one cat gets that ninth life. they get to display their talent, whatever that is, and try to earn the ninth life. >> stephen: what happens to the other cats, do they die? >> they have to wait until the
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next year to try to get the ninth life, i guess. >> stephen: that's best explanation of "cats." i don't know if it's right. >> it's right! watch the movie. you'll see. >> stephen: i trust you. what is a jellicles cat. >> each song explains all of that. you get the soundtrack, you get tickets to the movie, and you see the movie, and it will tell you everything you all need to know! ( applause ): idris said that everybody had to go to cat ph>> steen school. >> yes, we did. >> stephen: did you go to cat school? >> yeah, to be a cat, yeah, you have to go to cat school. >> stephen: this is not the first time you have been to school. you had to go to diva school for "dreamgirls." >> i felt like i was going to class every day. and fast forward 15 years later, and now i'm a cat. and i'm in cat school.
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>> stephen: what's cat school. >> i'm crawling on the floor. we had to learn to crawl, and-- come on, sniff around with me leak a cat. because you lead with your nose or your ears, because we lead with our eye s. >> stephen: sure. >> well, they follow their senses, their nose, smell, right? >> stephen: yeah. >> so, let me see you... ( laughter ) i don't smell nothing, but. >> stephen: it's water. >> and she made like a cat! try it! ( applause ) or your ears. >> stephen: and then you-- you have cats of your own. >> i do. >> stephen: okay, tell me who is in this photo here. there are a lot of animals in this photo. >> i have five pets. so we have from the "dreamgirls" era, oscar, grammy, and then grizabella. and so i have five pets. >> stephen: do you think you
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understand your cats more now that you have a cat? >> yes. because i had cats growing up, andy didn't know much about them. but after cat school, i'm like, "oh, i get cats more now." ( laughter ) yeah. so we ceend of, you know-- but they just sleep all day. ( laughter ). >> stephen: i get that. i get that a lot. digal effects and everything. so you've got all the technology involved in it, where, everything is done in front of a green screen, and you're being turned into cats digitally. so you really look like half-human, half-cat, and there's music going on at the same time. >> yeah, we're singing a lot. >> stephen: i believe we have a clip of the film right here. jim. ♪ ♪ >> okay. ( applause ) >> stephen: that idris or is ia?
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>> i don't at knowth that cat. >> stephen: you're clearly-- you're clearly in the holiday spirit. obviously, the blue sparkle takes thrus. but you recently posted some photos of your-- you have more than one christmas tree? >> i have three christmas trees. >> stephen: three christmas trees. okay. here is one of your christmas trees right there. >> yes. >> stephen: why is that a christmas tree? that really looks like a dress. >> it's a diva's christmas tree. so the bottom part of it is the christmas part of the tree. >> stephen: oh, it's a diva's christmas tree. >> yes. >> stephen: you really took diva school to heart. >> yes! but i'm a good diva, though. >> stephen: there's a good diva? >> diva didn't always have a good title. so i always put "good" in front of my diva. >> stephen: is it like are you a good witch or bad witch? >> kind of. kind of. >> stephen: what's the story behind this dress wear h this. i'm going to wear this to my starbucks christmas karaoke party. it's being made into a dress.
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>> stephen: go back to that last sentence, a starbucks christmas karaoke party. >> it used to be called the ugly sweater star bucks christmas karaoke party. one year, maybe five years ago, i came up with this big bright idea that i wanted to have, like, a christmas party at starbucks, because you get a cookie the size of your face, hot chocolate. all the holiday treats in starbucks. >> stephen: is this like taking your kid to a birthday party at chuck e. cheese? does starbucks encourage this? >> yes, i call them mr. and mrs. starbucks. so, look, a week after i campaign up with the idea, guess who called? mr. and mrs. starbucks wanted me to come and sing at their christmas party. i didn't say, "all i want to do is have a christmas karaoke at the starbucks with my family and friends and if the public wants to come in and sing with us, they can. this is going to be the sixth year of it. and it's going to be at the grand it's big one, the biggest
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starbucks in the world. chicago, my home town city. four floors, so i need to wear the christmas tree dress. >> stephen: so when you're carrie oaking christmas what, is your go-to song? >> my favorite is "o holy night." and my cousin makes me get up and sing it with her even though we don't rehearse it. >> stephen: i don't have that the range for that because at the end end-- >> yes you do ♪ o holy night the stars are brightly shining ♪ it is the night of our dear savior's birth. you better sing. ♪ long lay the world and sing in and pining ♪ till he appears and the
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♪ take it ♪ a thrill of hope the weary world rejoices ♪ sing now. ♪ aewnd n a glorious lord ♪ fall on your knees where you at? ♪ hear the angel voices oh, night divine ♪ oh, night ♪ oh, night ♪ when christ was born ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: "cats" is in theaters tomorrow. jennifer hudson, everybody! we'll be right back with jonathan pryce.
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( ba playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: spries. it's another spries. ladies and gentlemen, folks you know my next guest tonight, from
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"game of thrones" "the wife" and "brazil. he just received a golden globe nomination for his role as pope francis in "the two popes." please welcome jonathan pryce! ♪ ♪ ( applause ) >> stephen: nice tow meet you. >> can i go now? >> stephen: no, we've locked the doors for the next 10 minutes. you can't go anywhere. congratulations. you just got nominated for a golden globe for your performance as francis "the two popes." fantastic. was it fated? was it just destiny that you would play this part eventually? because even before, even before this movie existed everyone said you looked like franciso or francis looked like me.
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>> he looked like me. i was famous first. >> stephen: here's you. in case people don't know what you look like from sitting there. and here's francis. come on. obviously-- you moisturize and he doesn't. >> it's a big surprise, because that's not who i see when i look in the mirror. >> stephen: oh, really? >> no, i'm more brad pitt in the mirror. >> stephen: sure, sure. brad pitt will eventually play you in your life story. there's a lot of theatericality in catholicism. i was raised catholic. were you raised catholic? >> no, welsh presbyterian. >> stephen: there's great production value in catholicism. >> there is. >> stephen: it's very theatrical. how did it feel to play a pope? >> you see, the robes, actually, cardinals and popes, they're
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very simple. they're beautifully cut, lovely material. >> stephen: sure. >> there's no clashing colors. >> stephen: right. >> you don't have to worry about what you're going to wear when you in ugeno twp he what team you're on. >> yes. >> stephen: you've got scarlet, you're a bishop-- or a cardinal. >> cardinal. >> stephen: you're white. >> you're the man. >> stephen: you're museum row uno, baby. the extraordinary thing about this story is there are two numero unos there. >> it was originally called "the pope." and then they cast anthony hopkins and his agent said there should be two popes. so it's two popes. ( laughter ). >> stephen: so you guys are both welshmen. >> yeah. >> stephen: playing a german pope and an argentinean pope. had you guys performed together before? did you guys know each other? >> we're both on a recording by dylan thomas that george martin produced 27, 28 years ago. tony was then-- i don't know if you know the poem-- there are
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two narrators. is and tony was voice number one and i was voice number two. >> stephen: wow. >> and i was okay with it. but then you cut to 27 years later, and we're in rome, and you get the call sheet for the next day's filming, and a number is next to your character, and the film.ted according to your and i was number one, and ton ty im was cenumberrtan two. ( laughter ). >> stephen: congratulations. congratulations. that's really good. ( applause ) >> but he-- we became great friends during the filming. and every morning he would greet me with, "morning, number one." and i said, "morning, number two." he signed his emails to me as "sir number two." he gets his own way. >> stephen: we have a clip here of th "the two popes." do you know what's happening in this clip? >> no. >> stephen: okay. what we know is there are two popes. >> two popes. >> stephen: and they're talking about something.
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>> yes. >> stephen: jim. >> why do the presidents of america and russia and china come to you? because, unlike them, your authority comes from the fact that you will suffer and die in the job. a martyr to justice and truth. for this, all people come. forgive me, but... >> but? >> christ did not come down from the cross. >> ah. but always granted the right words. >> no, a pope must go on forever. be the personification of the crucified christ. if you do this, you will damage the painalcy forever. ( applause ). >> stephen: when you are-- in playing francis, like, did you have to study up? how do you, like-- how do you do a ride-along, like, to figure
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out how to be pope? what's the research involved? >> well, the research-- it wasn't really research, but it started the day he was created pope because he was the first pope in my lifetime that i had listened to. because i've heard he was speaking-- not just to mow but millions of others, not autboutd e issues, about how we should live our lives. he was talking about the environment, the inequality of life. so i identified with him. and so when i was offered the chance to play him, i jumped at it. but it helped. i looked a bit like him. but it-- i studied his movements and things, watching lots of youtube. i found youtube of him where he wasn't the smiling, avuncular pope on the balcony of rome when he's declared pope. he comes way history, a very checkered history. he's still seen as a divisive
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person in argentina because of his possible collaboration with the corals. and it's talked about in this film. and the argentinean audience we showed it to last week thanked us for not shying away from the dark moment in their history and his history. you see the unsmiling pope and you see the man he becomes. people ask me how dibuild the character? i say i didn't, he did. and i followed it. >> stephen: what do you think of the gig? would you want to be pope? >> no. no. i think-- it's-- he talks-- you see it, and he talks about where it's a lonely life. and they both talk about being-- feeling that they're alone. >> stephen: well, it's a beautiful movie, thank you so much. lovely to meet you. >> thank you, stephen. >> stephen: "the two popes" is available on netflix tomorrow. jonathan pryce, everybody! we'll be right back.
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♪ i know what you wanna say i think that you're all the same constantly being led astray ♪ he's thinking of something you don't ♪ downtown harks back halfway up the street ♪ i used to be free i used to be seventeen
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♪ follow my shadow around your corner ♪ i used to be seventeen now you're just like me ♪ down beneath the ashes and the stone ♪ sure of what i've lived and have known ♪ i see you so uncomfortably alone ♪ i wish i could show you how much you've grown ♪ downtown harks back i used to be on this street ♪ i used to be seventeen
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♪ you're just seventeen you're just seventeen seventeen ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: thank you. that was beautiful, thank you. "seventeen" is available exclusively on amazon music! sharon van etten and norah jones, everybody! we'll be right back. you work hard. you play hard.
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